THEATRE l I'd Love to Have You for Dinner

Saturday, Oct 24, 2026 @ 8:00 PM EDT • Multiple prices


Dates

Description
IMPORTANT NOTE: This show contains extreme violence and gore. Viewer discretion is advised.

Two lovebirds, Ania and Charles, meet for their first-and-three-quarters date: a home cooked meal. But there is a secret at the table: one of them eats people. The other, of course, is fully aware, because the one who eats people – Ania – is an ancient vampire, while the other – Charles – hunts and eats vampires alive. When these forces – life, and unlife – go for each other’s throats, who will go home with a full stomach?

This two act, four-course horror highlights legacy, cannibalism, the inevitability of personal failure, and the complex moral nature of predation in all its incarnations.

Starring:
Celah Convis as Ania Komorowski
Alex Aho as Charles
Marlene Goss as Lady

Michele Harte, Director and Writer
Julia Lebrell, Stage Manager
Helen Rose Consiglio III, Marketing

TICKET SALES & BOX OFFICE
 
Online sales end 1 (one) hour before the start of a performance. If online sales are closed, there may still be tickets available for purchase at the box office.

REFUND & EXCHANGE POLICY

All sales are final
and refunds are only allowed in extremely limited circumstances (canceled, postponed, rescheduled, and moved events). Before purchasing tickets, carefully review your event date and time. Policies set forth by event organizers generally prohibit us from issuing exchanges or refunds after a ticket has been purchased. Lost, stolen, damaged, or destroyed tickets will not be replaced. 

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WHAT IS PLANET ANT?

If you are new to our community, you might be wondering what we are all about. For 30 years, Planet Ant has been a thriving creative hub and non-profit professional theater in Hamtramck dedicated to fostering artistic freedom and building community. We have been a home for writers, improvisers, musicians, dancers, and performers to experiment, grow, and put up incredible live entertainment.

We are incredibly proud of our 30-year legacy as a launching pad for world-class talent. 

The shows you see on our stages could be 
  • touring acts
  • local professionals
  • community members in mentorship programs or classes
These performers walk in the footsteps of our famous alumni like Keegan-Michael Key ("Key & Peele"), Sam Richardson ("Veep"), Tim Robinson ("I Think You Should Leave"), and Jaime Moyer ("Modern Family"). 

Location

Black Box - 2357 Caniff Hamtramck, MI 48212 - Entrance in the rear

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