The COWbaret
Friday, Jul 18, 2025 @ 10:00 PM PDT • Starting from $15.00 (includes fees)
Description
A Chaotic Oops-All-Cows Cabaret
Welcome to The COWbaret! An UDDERly chaotic variety show featuring the unhinged bovine brilliance of award-winning touring performers Amica Hunter (Portland, OR) & Bruce Ryan Costella (Orlando, FL) in a wild display of ALL COW-THEMED ACTS. It is a celebration of the hooved ones - a tribute to cattle. This is no ordinary ”show” - it's a stampede of laughter, a surreal livestock liminal space. It’s a warm jet of milk shot skyward straight from the teat. It’s heifervescent hoof-hardened hilarity that is entirely on brand. A cultish gameshow-style ruminant revue. You will laugh, you will cringe, you will be Moo0O0ooved. The COWbaret is a golden calf that's worth worshiping. Join us as we milk it for all it's worth... HOME IS WHERE THE HERD IS!
Sliding Scale Prices $15-25 for online presales, $20-30 at the door. All prices are for general admission. All purchases will receive access to $10 tickets to seaMAN on 7/18. Info in confirmation email.
Welcome to The COWbaret! An UDDERly chaotic variety show featuring the unhinged bovine brilliance of award-winning touring performers Amica Hunter (Portland, OR) & Bruce Ryan Costella (Orlando, FL) in a wild display of ALL COW-THEMED ACTS. It is a celebration of the hooved ones - a tribute to cattle. This is no ordinary ”show” - it's a stampede of laughter, a surreal livestock liminal space. It’s a warm jet of milk shot skyward straight from the teat. It’s heifervescent hoof-hardened hilarity that is entirely on brand. A cultish gameshow-style ruminant revue. You will laugh, you will cringe, you will be Moo0O0ooved. The COWbaret is a golden calf that's worth worshiping. Join us as we milk it for all it's worth... HOME IS WHERE THE HERD IS!
Sliding Scale Prices $15-25 for online presales, $20-30 at the door. All prices are for general admission. All purchases will receive access to $10 tickets to seaMAN on 7/18. Info in confirmation email.
60min long, no intermission // COWntent Warnings: Adult Language and Themes, Audience Interaction
Praise For The COWbaret:
“A Monty Python-esque tribute to all things cow.”
-The Orlando Sentinel
WINNER:
Best Cowmedians
Orlando Fringe FestN4
2025
As part of our mission towards access to comedy, we offer a total of five tickets priced at $9 each.
Available at the door for all of our shows. These tickets are first come, first served.
Available at the door for all of our shows. These tickets are first come, first served.
- Doors open 30 minutes prior to listed show time.
- Online sales close 30 minutes prior to show time when doors open. Remaining tickets are only available in person at the theater box office.
- Unclaimed tickets will be released to standby line 10 minutes after show starts.
- All prices include ticketing platform and credit card processing fees.
KICKSTAND COMEDY TERMS & CONDITIONS - All sales are final and no refunds are permitted.
- If you are more than 10 minutes late to your show, your ticket may be released and there will be no refund.
- If you are inebriated, heckling, or causing any disruption, you’ll be asked to leave the theater and will not receive a refund.
- All times listed in PST.
- Shows starting before 9pm are all ages. Shows beginning at 9pm or later are restricted to ages 21+.
- Kickstand Comedy strives to eliminate barriers from comedy - 10% of seats at every Kickstand show are offered at sliding scale prices, available for online presale only.
- Kickstand is ADA accessible and provides floor level seating. If you require space for a mobility device, you may email our box office at [email protected] ahead of time so we may prepare and reserve a space for you, or you can let the box office know at check in.
- All other inquiries around ticketing should be sent to [email protected]
- Please check both your email inbox and spam folder for confirmation emails!
PLEASE NOTE: UBER AND LYFT DO NOT ALWAYS LIST THE CORRECT ADDRESS. UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED, ALL SHOWS TAKE PLACE AT THE THEATER LOCATED AT 1006 SE HAWTHORNE BLVD.
Location
1006 SE Hawthorne Blvd Portland OR 97214
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