Comedy Auction is a wild show where audience members bring weird items from home—and comedians auction them off for charity with zero qualifications and way too much confidence.

Comedy Auction is part stand-up show, part fever dream yard sale—where audience members bring weird, wonderful, or downright cursed items from home, and two comedians auction them off with flair, wit, and absolutely no qualifications.

Hosted by Greg Berman (@gregbermanisfunny), a nationally touring comedian, award-winning filmmaker, and the creator of multiple original comedy formats across Los Angeles, New York, and London, alongside a rotating local co-host from Portland’s comedy scene, this show is as unpredictable as it is hilarious.
Each item comes with a story. Each bid comes with a punchline. And while you may not need that haunted lava lamp or unwrapped DVD box set, you’ll definitely want to win it.

All proceeds from the auction go to a local nonprofit organization (to be announced), so you can feel great about laughing too hard and spending irresponsibly.

🎟 Limited tickets available. Grab yours now and be part of Portland’s most interactive and absurd night of comedy.
📱Follow for updates and behind-the-scenes mayhem: Greg Berman – @gregbermanisfunny Comedy Auction – @thecomedyauction

“Part comedy show, part community garage sale, part emotional breakdown—in the best possible way.” - Real person

As part of our mission towards access to comedy, we offer a total of five tickets priced at $9 each.
Available at the door for all of our shows. These tickets are first come, first served.