Dirty Shirley presents Shirley's Temple
Saturday, Sep 12, 2026 @ 9:00 PM PDT • Multiple prices
Dates
Description
Three years of Dirty Shirley. Two nights. 20 sketches. No repeats. One final, unholy offering of our greatest hits to the One True Shrimp God. Welcome to Shirley’s Temple.
Ominous events are unfolding in Portland. Have you noticed them? The skies have darkened and the dreams are coming faster now. Hard-boiled eggs un-boiling; pet snakes eating themselves like little freaks, root chakras expanding and contracting to the rhythm of the sinister pulsatile hum that issues from the Willamette. It’s clear now: Dirty Shirley is transforming and it promises to shake the very roots of civilization (in the Southeast, specifically).
20 sketches performed across two nights with no repeats. 3 years of sketch comedy condensed into one weekend. All written by Dirty Shirley and performed by Her clerics and followers: those practitioners of the accursed art of being a silly goose.
One hour to tug at your heartstrings then genitals like a feral orangutan, howling with anguish and laughter into the empty cosmos.
One night only to say goodbye to the infernal cult that crawled forth from the Coven long ago.
Email: [email protected]
Instagram: @dirtyshirleypdx
Featuring the talents of:
HB Bergeson: @florencexmachina
Benny Burnett: @proud.dance.mom
Dakota Strickland: @funnydumpster
Sofia Sullivan: @subarulabubu
Alex Beeken @drinksmopwater
and special guests:
Raz Mostaghimi @razmostaghimi
Oscar Abbott @nancydrew1st
Ominous events are unfolding in Portland. Have you noticed them? The skies have darkened and the dreams are coming faster now. Hard-boiled eggs un-boiling; pet snakes eating themselves like little freaks, root chakras expanding and contracting to the rhythm of the sinister pulsatile hum that issues from the Willamette. It’s clear now: Dirty Shirley is transforming and it promises to shake the very roots of civilization (in the Southeast, specifically).
20 sketches performed across two nights with no repeats. 3 years of sketch comedy condensed into one weekend. All written by Dirty Shirley and performed by Her clerics and followers: those practitioners of the accursed art of being a silly goose.
One hour to tug at your heartstrings then genitals like a feral orangutan, howling with anguish and laughter into the empty cosmos.
One night only to say goodbye to the infernal cult that crawled forth from the Coven long ago.
Email: [email protected]
Instagram: @dirtyshirleypdx
Featuring the talents of:
HB Bergeson: @florencexmachina
Benny Burnett: @proud.dance.mom
Dakota Strickland: @funnydumpster
Sofia Sullivan: @subarulabubu
Alex Beeken @drinksmopwater
and special guests:
Raz Mostaghimi @razmostaghimi
Oscar Abbott @nancydrew1st
Laughs for All: As part of our mission towards access to comedy, we offer 10% of tickets at a discounted rate to make it more affordable for those who otherwise would not be able to attend. These tickets are first come, first served, so we recommend buying them online ahead of time, and any remaining will be sold at the door.
- Doors open 30 minutes prior to listed show time.
- Online sales close on the day of the show.
- Unclaimed tickets will be released to standby line 10 minutes after listed show time.
- All prices include ticketing platform and credit card processing fees.
KICKSTAND COMEDY TERMS & CONDITIONS - All sales are final and no refunds are permitted.
- If you are more than 10 minutes late to your show, your ticket may be released and there will be no refund.
- If you are inebriated, heckling, or causing any disruption, you’ll be asked to leave the theater and will not receive a refund.
- All times listed in PST.
- Shows starting before 9pm are all ages. Shows beginning at 9pm or later are restricted to ages 21+.
- Kickstand is ADA accessible and provides floor level seating. If you require space for a mobility device, you may email us at [email protected] ahead of time so we may prepare and reserve a space for you, or you can let the box office know at check in.
- All other inquiries around ticketing should be sent to [email protected]
- Please check both your email inbox and spam folder for confirmation emails!
Location
1006 SE Hawthorne Blvd Portland OR 97214, OR
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