Valued Employee: This email serves as a mandatory invitation to a crucial company event designed to foster synergy and enhance company morale. We've curated an evening of stories, improvisation, music, and skits designed to capture the dread of Monday mornings and the passive aggression of shared fridges. Attendance is not optional. We look forward to your full compliance and active participation. - Corporate
Please arrive early to ensure a seat with your party. After the official showtime, we reserve the right to fill your seat if the show is sold out. We have a very small and intimate venue; thanks for understanding!
No Refunds — If you aren't able to make the show we are happy to exchange for a same-priced ticket in the future. Please contact us at
[email protected] if you have questions or concerns. Thanks for supporting local theater!