HONK If You're Horny
Saturday, Jun 28, 2025 @ 10:00 PM PDT • Starting from $9.00 (includes fees)
Description
Welcome to the wild, unhinged, and undeniably horny world of HONK. Once a month, we dive headfirst into the deepest recesses of our desires—laughing, learning, and dry humping along the way.
June 28th: It’s officially summertime and the HONK gang are here to make sure nobody drowns (unless it’s in pu$$y!)
Run (in slow motion), don’t walk, to this very special BAYWATCH themed night of splashy comedy, featuring your favorite beach MILFS: Quiet Women (Natalie Haddad, Naomi Dixon, and Lauren Sinner).
Come for the laughs, stay for the skimpy suits!
Each month HONK invites a guest team of improvisers to get down on our level and unleash their sexy side. Expect steamy surprises—strip teases, sexy guests, and deep dives into themes like Sex & Dr*gs, Virginity, and Where is the line between fingering and rubbing?
“You made me feel young again” - Horned Up Audience member
HONK has been soaking stages for over two years. They are the winners of Kickstand’s 2024 Cage Match, have performed at the Vancouver Improv Festival and RISE Improv Festival in Denver, and their performers have guested with UCB’s Holy Shit Improv.
See (lots) more at @honkprov
June 28th: It’s officially summertime and the HONK gang are here to make sure nobody drowns (unless it’s in pu$$y!)
Run (in slow motion), don’t walk, to this very special BAYWATCH themed night of splashy comedy, featuring your favorite beach MILFS: Quiet Women (Natalie Haddad, Naomi Dixon, and Lauren Sinner).
Come for the laughs, stay for the skimpy suits!
Each month HONK invites a guest team of improvisers to get down on our level and unleash their sexy side. Expect steamy surprises—strip teases, sexy guests, and deep dives into themes like Sex & Dr*gs, Virginity, and Where is the line between fingering and rubbing?
“You made me feel young again” - Horned Up Audience member
HONK has been soaking stages for over two years. They are the winners of Kickstand’s 2024 Cage Match, have performed at the Vancouver Improv Festival and RISE Improv Festival in Denver, and their performers have guested with UCB’s Holy Shit Improv.
See (lots) more at @honkprov
Laughs for All: As part of our mission towards access to comedy, we offer 10% of tickets at a discounted rate to make it more affordable for those who otherwise would not be able to attend. These tickets are first come, first served, so we recommend buying them online ahead of time, and any remaining will be sold at the door.
- Doors open 30 minutes prior to listed show time.
- Online sales close 30 minutes prior to show time when doors open. Remaining tickets are only available in person at the theater box office.
- Unclaimed tickets will be released to standby line 10 minutes after show starts.
- All prices include ticketing platform and credit card processing fees.
KICKSTAND COMEDY TERMS & CONDITIONS - All sales are final and no refunds are permitted.
- If you are more than 10 minutes late to your show, your ticket may be released and there will be no refund.
- If you are inebriated, heckling, or causing any disruption, you’ll be asked to leave the theater and will not receive a refund.
- All times listed in PST.
- Shows starting before 9pm are all ages. Shows beginning at 9pm or later are restricted to ages 21+.
- Kickstand Comedy strives to eliminate barriers from comedy - 10% of seats at every Kickstand show are offered at sliding scale prices, available for online presale only.
- Kickstand is ADA accessible and provides floor level seating. If you require space for a mobility device, you may email our box office at [email protected] ahead of time so we may prepare and reserve a space for you, or you can let the box office know at check in.
- All other inquiries around ticketing should be sent to [email protected]
- Please check both your email inbox and spam folder for confirmation emails!
PLEASE NOTE: UBER AND LYFT DO NOT ALWAYS LIST THE CORRECT ADDRESS. UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED, ALL SHOWS TAKE PLACE AT THE THEATER LOCATED AT 1006 SE HAWTHORNE BLVD.
Location
1006 SE Hawthorne Blvd Portland OR 97214
Powered by
© 2025