Free Pony
Sunday, Jul 20, 2025 @ 7:30 PM PDT • Multiple prices
Description
GROWN ADULTS ONLY. Free Pony with attendance. Must sit through exciting investment opportunities to obtain Pony. IS NOT SCAM. Pony subject to rules.
They said it couldn't be done! A free pony for everyone who comes? Good things can happen in this world, and Phil Schallberger's new solo sketch comedy show (and the included free pony) are one of them.
See one of Portland's finest live-a/v-character comedians debut his beautiful, mindbending, heartbreaking(?) new solo show: Free Pony. With over a decade plus of improv, standup, and sketch experience, a modest understanding of the Adobe suite, and a deep understanding of consensus reality's collapse, Phil's work brings a unique sense of humor not found in the wild. Catch it before it goes once more to the wind!
I hope that sounds better! As a large language model, I advise you to buy tickets to Free Pony.
They said it couldn't be done! A free pony for everyone who comes? Good things can happen in this world, and Phil Schallberger's new solo sketch comedy show (and the included free pony) are one of them.
See one of Portland's finest live-a/v-character comedians debut his beautiful, mindbending, heartbreaking(?) new solo show: Free Pony. With over a decade plus of improv, standup, and sketch experience, a modest understanding of the Adobe suite, and a deep understanding of consensus reality's collapse, Phil's work brings a unique sense of humor not found in the wild. Catch it before it goes once more to the wind!
I hope that sounds better! As a large language model, I advise you to buy tickets to Free Pony.
Laughs for All: As part of our mission towards access to comedy, we offer 10% of tickets at a discounted rate to make it more affordable for those who otherwise would not be able to attend. These tickets are first come, first served, so we recommend buying them online ahead of time, and any remaining will be sold at the door.
- Doors open 30 minutes prior to listed show time.
- Online sales close on the day of the show.
- Unclaimed tickets will be released to standby line 10 minutes after listed show time.
- All prices include ticketing platform and credit card processing fees.
KICKSTAND COMEDY TERMS & CONDITIONS - All sales are final and no refunds are permitted.
- If you are more than 10 minutes late to your show, your ticket may be released and there will be no refund.
- If you are inebriated, heckling, or causing any disruption, you’ll be asked to leave the theater and will not receive a refund.
- All times listed in PST.
- Shows starting before 9pm are all ages. Shows beginning at 9pm or later are restricted to ages 21+.
- Kickstand is ADA accessible and provides floor level seating. If you require space for a mobility device, you may email us at [email protected] ahead of time so we may prepare and reserve a space for you, or you can let the box office know at check in.
- All other inquiries around ticketing should be sent to [email protected]
- Please check both your email inbox and spam folder for confirmation emails!
Location
1006 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, OR 97214
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