10 Wigs and a Telephone is a fast, funny one-woman comedy about ambition, identity, mental health, and the strange overlap between two seemingly opposite worlds of finance and sex work. At the center is a gritty, self-taught woman willing to do whatever it takes.

To fund her climb, she runs a chaotic, barely contained escort operation out of her tiny apartment. With a pile of wigs, a constantly ringing phone, and a revolving door of clients and personas, her life becomes a juggling act. It’s messy, unpredictable, and often absurd—but it works, until it doesn’t.

As identities begin to blur, her mental health adds another layer of instability, turning small disruptions into spirals and control into illusion.

Through rapid-fire character shifts and sharp, comedic storytelling, the show exposes the surprising parallels between high finance and the sex industry: performance, negotiation, power, and the constant transaction of value. What she thought were two different paths began to merge into one uncomfortable truth.

Bold, chaotic, and laugh-out-loud funny, 10 Wigs and a Telephone is a biting look at what it takes to succeed—and what it costs—when everything, and everyone, is up for sale. Don’t miss this true-ish tale of sex, money, and humor all wrapped in the vulnerability of an extraordinary storyteller.